Questions I sometimes ask myself in the wee hours of the morning

Why oh why is it soooo very very hot in this land of 7,107 islands?

Do pigs really sweat a lot?

What would I give my mother for her birthday? (this is only valid during this merry month of May)

How do I reply to an email of a dear friend who has marital woes without peppering every other sentence with "I told you so!"?

Is Brad and Angelina's child going to be a boy or a girl?

Which book in my accumulated backlog of novels should I read next?

Am I too argumentative for my own sake?

Why won't I stop sneezing even after I've overdosed on Zyrtec?

Lastly.

How come I am still wide awake at this unholy hour?