Do you want to know my deepest secret?
Meenee Meenee Mineemo.
Catch the beetle by the toe.
If it quarrels. Let it go.
Mee ... nee ... mi ... nee... mo.

Nah! It remains a secret.
It has nothing to do with smoking or drinking. Nor adultery.

I'm surprised I'm actually blogging about it.
Stupid me!
If I told you ... It wont be a secret anymore!
Would it?
Go figure!