Friday, June 04, 2004

Friday Four
Foul Language
Who has this much contact with birds these days? Change each of the bold words to make the cliche more applicable to your life.
1. It's like killing two birds with one stone.
** It's like killing two allergies with one Zyrtec.
2. A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.
** A piercing in the ears is better than two in the navel.
3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
** Don't count your sheep before you are sleepy .
4. I'm as free as a bird now.
** I'm as tired as an ox now.

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