Prank Call
Normally I don't answer the phone after 11pm.
I let the answering machine pick it up.
But since my sister is out of town, I thought she was the one calling at 11:24pm.

Me: Hello?
Caller: Hi puwede kay lambot?
Me: Ay wrong number.
Caller: Wala ba si lambot dyan?
Me: wala
Caller: Eh ikaw malambot ka ba?
I hang up!

I won't bother translating it because it sounds alot more hilarious in the vernacular. I couldn't stop laughing.