Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Wednesday Mind Hump
First, a warm up. in celebration of the 1812 birthday of Edward Lear, the man who popularized the limerick, reveal seven things about yourself using the letters N-A-U-G-H-T-Y. One word a hundred words, it doesn't matter - just hump it, baby!
Honest (brutally)
True Friend
Young at Heart

01. You are a character from a children fairy tale or nursery rhyme. Who are you and why?
Thumbelina LOL because I'm petite.
02. You are a magic potion. What is your main ingredient(s) and what are you used for?
Cilantro, lemongrass, shrimps - ooops wait those are the ingredients for Tom Yam Soup! Magic potion hmmm I would mix up lavender, perfume, soap & water to make people invisible. Yet you can smell their presence!
03. Tell us your favorite joke. It can be naughty but clean up the language, puhleeze.
A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family..." Granny fainted!

04. Imagine you're in the Old West. What town character would you be and what would your colorful nickname be? Example: School Marm - Old Widow Maples
the librarian - Hazel Bookie
05. You are a mythological diety/god. What are you the god of? What offering(s) would worshippers lay at your feet? If one displeased you how would you smite them?
I would be the goddess of beauty. Only gorgeous people can approach me and offer me massages, beauty products. If I see an ugly person, he/she will be banished to the top of mount olympus and subjected to painful cosmetic surgery to be more appealing!

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